Finished this script by Jeff Morris.
Having read it, I still don't know what the script is supposed to be. It's not funny enough to be a comedy. It's too dumb to be taken seriously as an action film. It's too preposterous to believe.
Story's about an NSA analyst who mistakenly sleeps with his boss' wife. The boss, in retribution, wipes out the analyst's credit, lists him as a pedophile and terminates his employment.
The CIA then kidnap the analyst, whisking him off to Pakistan where they torture him. The analyst is broken out of captivity by terrorists.
Along the way, there's a real terrorist named Carlos the Coyote who has blown up a senator who, we later learn, is in cahoots with the analyst's boss.
The script is a total mess. By the halfway point, you realize you're the one being waterboarded by these pages.
Pass!
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